I need some more "alone time" at home.

More poontang, too.

I haven't gotten any in over a week, and I haven't been getting as much time to take matters into my own hands, either. It's a combination of lots of other stuff going on with work and school, and the kids staying up later, and having four fuckin' dogs running around the house (two of them are going back to their home tonight though).

Anyway, since I haven't been getting relief as much, I've been noticing that I'm humping the mattress a lot in my sleep (which I used to do a lot as a kid). I'm worried about getting Peyronie's Disease (*warning : graphic and icky content).

Another thing that's been bugging me is that I haven't been able to listen to music much lately. I'm missing my CD collection. Maybe I should join the rest of the world and get a CD player in my car. Maybe first I should buy a new car. Or maybe the kids should stop watching so much fuckin' TV.

Oh, some more money would be nice to.

One thing I do know : I have 84 hours of free time starting this afternoon, and I'm planning on partaking of lots of beer, cigarettes, food, music, and SEXXXX!~

This is the last weekend I'm gonna work for a while! I'm gonna at least take off one day a week to relax.

Also, I'm gonna enjoy the summer!

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Isn't it wierd when you think about something from your past, say a TV show, and then you encounter it that same day? I was thinking about MTV's mid-90's cartoon "Aeon Flux"this morning in the car...and now it's playing on MTV2 right now. Wierd.

Actually, the lead character in "Aeon Flux" bares more than a passing resemblance to Valla Zin, a character I created long ago...problem is, I can't remember who appeared in my brain first. Did I get influenced by the show or did they rip me off? Not like the show's creators weren't influenced by Geiger...


My kids are freaks. Can't wait to have a little more weekend time to spend with them.

And hopefully get a little more lovin' in with the wife...

IF you went to Mary Washington College between 1991 and 1997 and lived in Mercer, or slept with a Mercerite, or wanted to sleep with a Mercerite, you should apply for membership at the Google Deathmatch group! If none of the above applied to you, then piss off!

Google groups seems ok. Me like Google. It always struck me as a place that would be fun to work.

I think I'll have some beers tonight...

It's too bad that "Less Than Perfect" is such a crap show. Sara Rue is really cute, I love Andy Dick, and now they've got Patrick Warburton on the show. The freakin' Tick! Or ya know, Puddy on that other show he was on...anyway, I tried to watch the other night, but it just ain't my thing. Maybe I'm burned out on sitcoms? Or maybe they need to make that show a little more cutting edge...I mean, the lead actress is not your average skinny-ass starlet, they should do something with that! Anyway, the two outfits they had on Ms. Rue on the episode were nice, but more cleavage would be fine with me. I'll just watch with the sound off.

I'm sure there are thousands of other people with comments better than I could come up with on the whole torture/humiliation/beheading shit going on in Iraq (which we wouldn't be dealing with if a certain jackass didn't drag our country's honorable fighting men and women over there to look for...c'mon we know that wasn't really the reason). Anyway, all I have to say is that any use of violence/intimidation/torture/murder is fundamentally wrong, and people or organizations who subscribe to such methods should be brought to justice...no matter what the color of their skin or what country they come from.

If you really want to defeat your enemy, don't BECOME your enemy.

The "They did it first!" defense doesn't work with my kids, and it doesn't work here either.

Terrorists are soldiers without the legitimacy.

And finally, while all this shit is going on, our country's freedoms and way of life are being chipped away. Look around...do things seem to be improving around here? There's a lot of diviseness over what women can do with their bodies, what adults can do with their romantic lives, and what people can say in public. These issues are going to be decided soon, and if you don't speak up, your opinion is going to be ignored.

Pray to whatever gods and goddesses you have faith in for a regime change in November.

Vida Guerra has the greatest ass I've seen in a long time...

...a long time...

BOW to Vida's ass!!!